SOCIALISM; You have two cows, you give
one to your neighbor.
COMMUNISM; You have two cows, the
government take both and give you the milk
FASCISM; You have two cows, the
government take both and shoot you.
CAPITALISM; You have two cows, you sell
one and buy a bull.
TRADE UNIONISM; You have two cows, they
take both from you, shoot one, milk the other and throw away the milk.
Moral; Don’t have anything to do with
cows they only bring you trouble and drive you mad.
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